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Thank you for shopping at The Cannidote.  As soon as your order is placed, Pete's mystical mistress Mary Jane gets to work.  If she is feeling motivated, order processing could be done in just a few hours.  If she is ornery and in need of a foot rub, it may take her an entire day or two (processing time).  Please keep this in mind when choosing a shipping method (transit time).


We ship to all 50 United States, not internationally and accept most major credit and debit cards, including Visa, Discover, MasterCard, and American Express.  M.J. demands we relax on weekends and holidays.  Items will not be shipped on those days.  She also has a disliking for the P.O. Box.  Residential or commercial addresses only please. 


Shout out to the Disjointed fans who got the reference. 


Each human being is a unique individual.  What works for the biochemistry of one person, may not be as effective for another.  Some people are sensitive creatures and will feel the effects of a supplement after it's first use.  Others may take up to a month to notice a difference. 

Please speak with our well trained staff who will take the time to get to know you personally, thus finding the most appropriate supplement to suit your needs. 

All sales are final.  Sorry for any inconvenience. 

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